503 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

▲+178▼
I might have an open casket funeral…
Remains to be seen.
1588 votes · ·
▲+284▼
What's the best way to carve wood?
Whittle by whittle!
1570 votes · ·
▲-585▼
What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding?
Thanks for the mammaries!
1565 votes · ·
▲-4▼
If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
1494 votes · ·
▲+534▼
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)
1358 votes · ·
▲+25▼
Everyone asks where's Waldo…
Nobody ever asks *how's* Waldo.
1337 votes · ·
▲+116▼
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND EEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEE🎶
1322 votes · ·
▲+256▼
Why didn't the terminator upgrade to windows 10?
I asked him and he said, "I still love vista, baby!"
1276 votes · ·
▲+467▼
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire!
1263 votes · ·
▲+257▼
What's the difference between people from Dubai and people from Abu Dhabi?
People from Dubai don't like the Flinstones and people from Abu Dhabi Doo!
1255 votes · ·
▲-331▼
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9!
1239 votes · ·
▲+412▼
Who invented the round table?
Sir Cumference!
1234 votes · ·
▲+149▼
What did the doe say coming out of the woods?
Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!
1201 votes · ·
▲+427▼
Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
1171 votes · ·
▲+377▼
Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?
Because they would steal all the boos!
1117 votes · ·

« Prev 1…161718…34 Next »

Displaying Joke 241 – 255 of 503 in total