503 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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Why did Sally fall off the swings?
Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally!
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What's the difference between a bicycle?
A banana. Vests don't have sleeves.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.
The guardians of the galaxy!
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, "Uno, dos..." and then *poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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So a seal walks into a club...
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What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroking off!
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?
Because people are dying to get in!
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?
A waist of time!
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
It's something I could really see myself doing!
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?
White vans.
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