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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hatch.Hatch who?
Gesundheit!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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A dog walks into a bar and asks for a job.
The bartender says "A talking dog! You should be in the circus!" The dog says "Why would a circus need a bartender?"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Panther.Panther who?
Panther no panth, I'm going thwimming!
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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?
Because there might be an Italian dressing!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Art.Art who?
R2-D2, of course!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and can't feel fear.
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What's worse than Friday the 13th?
Monday the whatever.
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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