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I was walking my dog through a graveyard this morning and waved at the groundskeeper. "Morning!" he called.
"No mate", I replied. "Just walking the dog."
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said, "No, but I've seen him play golf!"
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Why did the Easter egg hide?
Because he was a little chicken!
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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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A three legged dog walks into a bar and says,
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb must change from within.
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What's white and annoying at breakfast?
An avalanche!
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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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