503 Most Voted On Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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What did Kim Jong Un say when his father died?
His korea is over!
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How many ears does Spock have?
3. The left ear, the right ear, and the final front-ear!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? To. To who? To *whom*
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!
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My friends tell me I'm too condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?
Find out, after the break!
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A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was a horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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Always trust people who like big butts.
They cannot lie.
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?
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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
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