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Knock knock.
Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
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What do you call flat Mountain Dew?
Plateau Dew!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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Why was the constipated accountant fired?
He couldn't budget.
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How many apples grow on a tree?
All of them!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Britney Spears.Britney Spears who?Knock knock.Who's there?Britney Spears.
Oops, I did it again!
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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb must change from within.
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said, "No, but I've seen him play golf!"
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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A horse, a dog and a fish walk into a bar.
The fish suffocates.
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Tamara. Tamara who? Tamara we'll have turkey leftovers!
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