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A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
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Knock, knock.
Whose their?
It's your English teacher, we have a lot of work to do...
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What did the 85-year-old say to a woman at a senior’s dance?
So, do I come here often?
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Did you hear the guy who invented the wind chill factor died yesterday?
He was 87, but only felt 75.
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Opportunity.Opportunity who?
That's impossible, opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Why are pediatricians always angry?
They have little patients!
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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What do you call a cop when he goes to bed?
Undercover!
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Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a house?
This is due to their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
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I bought a dog from a locksmith.
As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door!
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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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Doctor: “Sir, your test results show that your DNA is backwards.”
Patient: “AND?!”
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