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How can you tell how heavy a chili pepper is?
You put it on a scale and give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Ho-ho.Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could really use some work.
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it!
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How does the solar system hold up its pants?
With an asteroid belt.
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Knock, knock.
Whose their?
It's your English teacher, we have a lot of work to do...
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fell forwards they’d still be in the boat!
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What did the 85-year-old say to a woman at a senior’s dance?
So, do I come here often?
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What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
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What do you call a pig who's lost his voice?
Disgruntled!
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Why are pediatricians always angry?
They have little patients!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Murray.Murray who?
Murray Christmas!
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What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
Sparky!
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What's white and can't climb trees?
A fridge!
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