32 Dad Jokes One-Liners | Good Bad Jokes

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One day the Canadians will take over the world…
Then you'll all be sorry!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends!
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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Don't make the same mistakes twice.
Say NO to reincarnation!
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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: it's either her, or my addiction to sweets…
The decision was a piece of cake!
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
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