74 One-Liner Jokes | Good Bad Jokes

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If you die before someone else, does that mean you've beaten them to death?
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I often tell Dad jokes.
Sometimes, he even laughs!
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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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Shopping centers are boring.
If you've seen one, you've seen the mall!
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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A woman walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "what'll it be?" to which she replies, "I'll have a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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One day the Canadians will take over the world…
Then you'll all be sorry!
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Don't make the same mistakes twice.
Say NO to reincarnation!
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I bought a dog from a locksmith.
As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door!
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Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
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