302 Clean Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a guy with no shins?
Toe-knee!
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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
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My girlfriend says she needs time and distance.
Is she calculating velocity?
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How does Harry Potter go down the hill?
Walking. JK, rolling!
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You check for fresh prince!
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!
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Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
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Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
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