302 Clean Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their butt quacks!
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?
HDMI!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?
Supplies!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it's full groan!
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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