315 Clean Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call someone who only read 12.5% of the Bible?
An eightheist.
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What do you call karate for amputees?
Partial arts.
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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How does a polygamist hippie count his wives?
1 Mrs. Hippie. 2 Mrs. Hippie. 3 Mrs. Hippie…
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What do you call a cow you've seen before?
Deja moo.
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Why is the Easter Bunny a great brewer?
Because he knows a lot about hops.
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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Doctor: “Sir, your test results show that your DNA is backwards.”
Patient: “AND?!”
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I'm writing a book about WD-40.
It's Non-Friction.
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time…
are they guilty of resisting a rest?
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I swallowed a bunch of synonyms today.
I got thesaurus throat I've ever had!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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