235 Dad Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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I'm not worried about the moon getting too full
It's just a phase!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?
It was a Wookiee mistake!
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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