235 Dad Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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Knock knock.
Who's there?Moustache.Moustache who?
I moustache you something, but I'll shave it for later.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Cash.Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Voodoo.Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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Doctor, Doctor, I'm shrinking!
I'm sorry sir, you'll have to be a little patient.
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Why are pediatricians always angry?
They have little patients!
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My wife gave me an ultimatum: it's either her, or my addiction to sweets…
The decision was a piece of cake!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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