235 Dad Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football?
Because it's a contact sport!
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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Art.Art who?
R2-D2, of course!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hatch.Hatch who?
Gesundheit!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Needle.Needle who?
Needle little help getting in the door!
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