290 Dad Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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Knock knock.
Who's there?Murray.Murray who?
Murray Christmas!
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What kind of kebabs are eaten in libraries?
Shush Kebabs!
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The brain is 40% AI.
The rest is BRN.
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A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
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1, 2, and 3 walk into a bar. 2 asks for a drink.
"You're mean," says the bartender.
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Doctor: “Sir, your test results show that your DNA is backwards.”
Patient: “AND?!”
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What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
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How do you organize a party in outer space?
You planet.
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I swallowed a bunch of synonyms today.
I got thesaurus throat I've ever had!
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What’s a dog’s favorite band?
Styx!
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Why did the French chef put on sweatpants?
He wanted to get confit!
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What do you call a cow you've seen before?
Deja moo.
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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What does a grape say when it gets stepped on?
Nothing, it just lets out a little wine!
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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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