295 Dad Jokes Puns | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a plane full of bald people?
Receding Airlines.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends!
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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Why are pediatricians always angry?
They have little patients!
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