314 of The Best Puns — Groan-Worthy and Proud | Good Bad Jokes

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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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What’s the award for being the best dentist?
A little plaque!
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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Our wedding was so beautiful…
even the cake was in tiers!
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Pull down your pants and show him your nuts!
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I like mountains…
But volcanoes are ash holes.
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