371 of The Best Puns — Groan-Worthy and Proud | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a fat psychic?
A four-chin teller!
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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What do you call a camel in a drought?
A dry humper!
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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What did the left butt cheek say to the right butt cheek?
You crack me up!
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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