314 of The Best Puns — Groan-Worthy and Proud | Good Bad Jokes

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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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A limbo dancer walked into a bar.
He was immediately disqualified.
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What did one elevator say to another elevator?
I think I'm coming down with something!
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo".
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What do you call a camel in a drought?
A dry humper!
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Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind— it's tearable!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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In 1903 two brothers believed that humans could fly.
They were Wright!
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
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