314 of The Best Puns — Groan-Worthy and Proud | Good Bad Jokes

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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?
Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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Why can't you hear a psychiatrist go to the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Why did Chewbacca crash the Millennium Falcon the first time he flew it?
It was a Wookiee mistake!
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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