273 Clean Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Why are pediatricians always angry?
They have little patients!
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What concert costs only 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback!
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants!
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Doctor, Doctor, I'm shrinking!
I'm sorry sir, you'll have to be a little patient.
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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Why are dogs bad at dancing?
They have two left feet!
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Why is it hard to date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
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What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
It’s a pain in the neck!
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What do you call a pig who's lost his voice?
Disgruntled!
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Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football?
Because it's a contact sport!
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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What do you call a fish wearing a tie?
Sofishticated!
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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