270 Clean Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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What do you do when your shoes get holes in them?
Reboot!
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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What do you call a bird with a bad cough?
A phlegmingo!
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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What do you call a dancing chicken?
Poultry in motion!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
Soup or cauliflower fish sticks, eggs, peas… all delicious!
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