236 Clean Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?
Underlay! Underlay!
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
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What did Dr. Dre say when 50 cent gave him a sweater?
"Gee, you knit?"
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What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
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What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
It smells like carrots out here!
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What is a wok?
A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.
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What's a specimen?
An Italian astronaut!
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What do you call a microbiologist in an orchestra?
A cell-ist!
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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What's E.T. short for?
Because he's only got little legs!
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