273 Clean Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
A stethoscope!
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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What time do you go to the dentists?
Whatever time they book you in.
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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What did the 85-year-old say to a woman at a senior’s dance?
So, do I come here often?
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What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
Soup or cauliflower fish sticks, eggs, peas… all delicious!
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
2100 votes · ·
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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