270 Clean Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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What happens if you rearrange the letters of postmen?
They get very angry!
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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What did the 85-year-old say to a woman at a senior’s dance?
So, do I come here often?
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
2640 votes · ·
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
2100 votes · ·
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
3489 votes · ·
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
4426 votes · ·
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
577 votes · ·
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
1878 votes · ·
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
1740 votes · ·
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
1627 votes · ·
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
3504 votes · ·
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
4242 votes · ·
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
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