267 Clean Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
2014 votes · ·
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How does Harry Potter go down the hill?
Walking. JK, rolling!
741 votes · ·
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You check for fresh prince!
2026 votes · ·
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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What do you call someone else's cheese?
Nacho Cheese!
1802 votes · ·
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What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
Dr. Dre
2471 votes · ·
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
3276 votes · ·
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Why did Vladimir Putin fail all his tests in school?
Because he was always Russian!
617 votes · ·
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Where does the king keep his armies?
Up his sleevies
2452 votes · ·
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
1705 votes · ·
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Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello from the other side!
4427 votes · ·
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What didn't the melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe!
2225 votes · ·
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What did the teacher do with the student's cheese report?
She "grated" it!
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Did you hear the joke about the king?
It ruled!
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When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
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