249 Dad Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"?
No? That's because it hasn't come out yet...
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam.
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to be smoking!
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What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?
You let that sink in.
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out!
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
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What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
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How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
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