249 Dad Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He PASTA away!
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How much does a hipster weigh?
An instagram!
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
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How do snails fight?
They slug it out!
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Who is bigger: Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?
The baby, because she's a little bigger.
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What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest!
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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?
Roberto
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What did the shoes say to the pants?
SUP, BRITCHES!
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What does a vegan zombie eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains!!
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What's at the bottom of the ocean and shivers?
A nervous wreck.
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What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A Private Tutor!
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What do clouds wear under their shorts?
Thunderpants
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What does a baby computer call his father?
Data!
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Why did the cyclops close his school?
Because he only had one pupil!
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Who's the king of the classroom?
The Ruler!
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