198 Dad Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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Why don’t mummies take time off?
They’re afraid to unwind!
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Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football?
Because it's a contact sport!
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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Why is it hard to date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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