245 Dad Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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Why are dogs bad at dancing?
They have two left feet!
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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How do you organize a party in outer space?
You planet.
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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What do you call a cow you've seen before?
Deja moo.
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What do you call an alien with three eyes?
An aliiien.
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Why is it hard to date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
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What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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How does the moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it.
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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football?
Because it's a contact sport!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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