249 Dad Jokes Q & A | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
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What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Irrelevant.
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What do planets like to read?
Comet books.
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What’s a dog’s favorite band?
Styx!
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What do you call a pig who's lost his voice?
Disgruntled!
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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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What do you call a person who eats other people slowly?
A cannibble!
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Why are pediatricians always angry?
They have little patients!
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What did one twin say to the other?
There's not enough womb in here for the two of us!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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What do you call fairy tales told really, really quickly?
ASAP's fables!
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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