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288 Q&A Jokes - A Classic Format! Why did the chicken cross the road?
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How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb must change from within.
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a house?
This is due to their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
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Why can't you tell a kleptomaniac a joke?
Because they take everything, literally.
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What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
Sparky!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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What's white and annoying at breakfast?
An avalanche!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
It wasn't. Numbers aren't sentient and can't feel fear.
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What's the difference between the oral and the rectal thermometers?
The taste!
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What do an anesthesiologist and an Italian mother have in common?
The first question out of their mouth is always "How long has it been since you ate?"
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Doctor, Doctor, I'm shrinking!
I'm sorry sir, you'll have to be a little patient.
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Why are pediatricians always angry?
They have little patients!
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What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
A stethoscope!
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Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?
From Eggplants!
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Why do we paint Easter eggs?
Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them!
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