288 Q&A Jokes - A Classic Format! Why did the chicken cross the road? | Good Bad Jokes

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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Right where you left it!
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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Why did the student eat his homework?
Because the teacher said it was a "piece of cake!"
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Why shouldn't you wear glasses when you play football?
Because it's a contact sport!
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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What's a Leper's favorite musical?
Footloose!
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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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Why is it hard to date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
"Make me one with everything."
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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