349 Q&A Jokes - A Classic Format! Why did the chicken cross the road? | Good Bad Jokes

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Why do ghosts love elevators?
Because they lift their spirits!
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What is a duck's favourite drug?
Quack!
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Did you know diarrhea is hereditary?
It runs in your jeans!
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How do you feel when there is no coffee?
Depresso.
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What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
Mufasa!
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What sound does a nut make when it sneezes?
Cashew!
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How do you catch a bra?
With a booby trap!
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How did the frog die?
He Kermit suicide!
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How many lives does a Nazi cat have?
Nien!
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Did you hear about that new movie called "Constipation"?
No? That's because it hasn't come out yet...
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam.
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to be smoking!
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Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.
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What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?
You let that sink in.
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