338 Q&A Jokes - A Classic Format! Why did the chicken cross the road? | Good Bad Jokes

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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
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What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?
I don't wanna be Obama-self!
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents!
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile!
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What did one hat say to another?
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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What did the perverted frog say?
"Rubbit"
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What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. The Extra Testicle!
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What did the overly excited gardner do when spring finally arrived?
He wet his plants!
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands! (This joke never gets old.)
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