349 Q&A Jokes - A Classic Format! Why did the chicken cross the road? | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out!
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
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What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
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What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
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How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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