418 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Pull down your pants and show him your nuts!
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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I've got a great joke about construction…
but I'm still working on it!
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Is this pool safe for diving?
It deep ends!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
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If you die before someone else, does that mean you've beaten them to death?
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down!
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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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There are 3 types of people in this world…
Those that are good at Math and those that are not.
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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What is blue and not heavy at all?
Light blue!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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