418 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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What's a good pasta to make on Friday the 13th?
Fettuccine Afraid-O!
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo".
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What's the clumsiest tower in the world?
The I Fell Tower!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
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What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
They both have the same middle name!
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call them, they ain't coming!
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What kind of jeans does a ghost hunter wear?
Just a paranormal jeans!
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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What do you call someone who gets mad when they dont have any bread?
Lack toast intolerant!
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A horse, a dog and a fish walk into a bar.
The fish suffocates.
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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What's the difference between the oral and the rectal thermometers?
The taste!
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An inebriated dwarf stumbles into a bar.
Dwarf: Hey, barkeep, a pint of beer pease. Bartender: Sorry mate, I cant serve you. Dwarf: Why not? Bartender: Because you're a little drunk!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Great food, but no atmosphere!
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