418 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call someone with 6 eyes, 2 mouths and 3 ears?
Ugly!
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What do you call a wizard that has run out of spells?
A was-ard!
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi!
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Whats the derivative of Amazon?
Amazon Prime!
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What kind of car does an egg drive?
A Yolkswagen!
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What’s a ghoul’s favourite bean?
A human bean!
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Whats the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once and it's by your mother!
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Cricket.
No matter who wins, both teams, and all the fans, are losers.
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why are German people stocking up on sausage and cheese?
They're preparing for a wurst kase scenario!
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Why do all teenagers walk in groups of three?
Because they can’t even!
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