418 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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What is the difference between an asteroid and a meatball?
One is meteor!
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What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES!
When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww…
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A man walks into a bar.
Ouch!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Hatch.Hatch who?
Gesundheit!
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Doctor, Doctor, I'm shrinking!
I'm sorry sir, you'll have to be a little patient.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Voodoo.Voodoo who?
Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions?
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Why is it hard to date a tennis player?
Because love means nothing to them.
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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What was the foots favourite type of chips?
Dori-toes!
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Opportunity.Opportunity who?
That's impossible, opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Why are pediatricians always angry?
They have little patients!
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Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank some invisible ink?
He's in the hospital emergency room, waiting to be seen!
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Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a house?
This is due to their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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