503 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call someone who only read 12.5% of the Bible?
An eightheist.
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What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dic-tater!
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Why are dogs bad at dancing?
They have two left feet!
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What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole?
A stethoscope!
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Do your socks have holes in them?
No. Then how'd you get your feet in them?
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What’s a dog’s favorite band?
Styx!
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What kind of kebabs are eaten in libraries?
Shush Kebabs!
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It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad.
It's a faux pa.
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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Why did the dad joke cross the road?
To get to the other sigh.
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call them, they ain't coming!
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What did the dwarf say to the pint of beer?
I could drink you under the table!
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The brain is 40% AI.
The rest is BRN.
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Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!
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How does the moon cut its hair?
Eclipse it.
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