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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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Why do skeletons have low self-esteem?
Because they have no body to love!
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Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Day-jav.Day-jav who? (Déjà vu)
Knock knock...
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What do an anesthesiologist and an Italian mother have in common?
The first question out of their mouth is always "How long has it been since you ate?"
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Knock knock.
Who's there?KGB.KGB wh—*[slap]*
Ve vill be asking the qvestions!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Ho-ho.Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could really use some work.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Olivia Rodrigo.Olivia Rodrigo who?
OK, boomer.
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Why don't mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?
Because they know it's just another irrational fear!
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