508 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together.
At first it's boring, then it's riveting.
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An inebriated dwarf stumbles into a bar.
Dwarf: Hey, barkeep, a pint of beer pease. Bartender: Sorry mate, I cant serve you. Dwarf: Why not? Bartender: Because you're a little drunk!
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Did you know that antelopes can jump higher than a house?
This is due to their incredibly powerful legs, and the fact that houses can't jump.
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How do lawyers say goodbye?
We'll be suing ya!
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I used to hate facial hair…
but then it grew on me!
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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Why don't mathematicians fear Friday the 13th?
Because they know it's just another irrational fear!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I don't eat this much!
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Knock Knock.
Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any leftovers?
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Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Mali-boo!
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What do you call a dancing chicken?
Poultry in motion!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To visit the idiot. ..... Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken!
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What does a subatomic duck say?
Quark Quark!
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What do you call twins who live together?
Womb-mates!
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