508 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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A clown is eating 2 cannibals.
"Who tastes funny now?" said the clown.
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What is blue and not heavy at all?
Light blue!
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What do you call a fish wearing a tie?
Sofishticated!
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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Why couldnt the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was two tired!
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Why did the headless horseman go into business?
He wanted to get ahead in life!
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Cricket.
No matter who wins, both teams, and all the fans, are losers.
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Why are elevator jokes so good?
Because they work on many levels!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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How do you think the unthinkable?
With an itheberg!
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Why should you never eat a clock?
It’s too time consuming!
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Why was the broom late for the meeting?
It overswept!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?KGB.KGB wh—*[slap]*
Ve vill be asking the qvestions!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Day-jav.Day-jav who? (Déjà vu)
Knock knock...
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