507 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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What's a Leper's favorite musical?
Footloose!
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A magician was walking down the street.
Then, he turned into a grocery store!
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A three legged dog walks into a bar and says,
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
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How many Zen masters does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb must change from within.
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What do you call a dog on a submarine?
A subwoofer!
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Don't make the same mistakes twice.
Say NO to reincarnation!
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Whats the difference between the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper?
Nothing, they both orbit Uranus wiping out Klingons!
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Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Well, I'm not going to spread it!"
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I've got a great joke about construction…
but I'm still working on it!
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Knock knock.
Whos there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Sean Connery!
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What do you call a dancing chicken?
Poultry in motion!
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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp?
Don't wok away from me!
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Why can't you use 'beefstew' as a password?
It's not stroganoff!
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A clown is eating 2 cannibals.
"Who tastes funny now?" said the clown.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? ಠ_ಠ 💩
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