504 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper?
He sold his soul to Santa!
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Knock knock. Who's there? Jupiter. Jupiter who?
Jupiter hurry up and open this door!
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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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I'm not saying that cosmetic surgery cured my depression…
But it definitely put a smile on my face.
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Why does a dog lick his nuts?
Because he can!
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Why can't you starve in a desert?
Because of all the sand which is there!
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Why can't the Buddhist vacuum under the sofa?
Because he has no attachments!
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What time do you go to the dentists?
Whatever time they book you in.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Britney Spears.Britney Spears who?Knock knock.Who's there?Britney Spears.
Oops, I did it again!
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They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian…
Well, they're not laughing now!
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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?
It's going to take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a bunny!
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What did the 85-year-old say to a woman at a senior’s dance?
So, do I come here often?
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What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
Soup or cauliflower fish sticks, eggs, peas… all delicious!
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What do you call fairy tales told really, really quickly?
ASAP's fables!
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
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