495 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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I’d like to give a big shout out to all the sidewalks…
for keeping me off the streets!
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What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner?
The casse-role!
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I'm not saying that cosmetic surgery cured my depression…
But it definitely put a smile on my face.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?Britney Spears.Britney Spears who?Knock knock.Who's there?Britney Spears.
Oops, I did it again!
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How many Blue Whales live in the ocean?
All of them!
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A joke walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Whoa, I never meta joke before!"
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If you were to clean a vacuum, would you be a vacuum cleaner?
1494 votes · ·
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
2099 votes · ·
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
3487 votes · ·
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
2762 votes · ·
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
731 votes · ·
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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder.
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
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