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Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
Because William Shatner!
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…
Luckily only one crow showed up!
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Why did the snowman have a smiley face?
Because he heard the snowblower was coming!
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Yes. How did you manage to get his little legs open?
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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Where does Frosty keep his cash?
In the snow banks!
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What do you call an empty jar of cheese whiz?
Cheese Was!
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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How did Ebenezer Scrooge win the football game?
The ghost of christmas passed!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7, 8 (ate) 9!
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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home!
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