504 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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A joke walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Whoa, I never meta joke before!"
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
2642 votes · ·
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
2100 votes · ·
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
3489 votes · ·
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
4426 votes · ·
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
2762 votes · ·
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
731 votes · ·
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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder.
1884 votes · ·
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
742 votes · ·
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Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
Because William Shatner!
1995 votes · ·
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
2539 votes · ·
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I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…
Luckily only one crow showed up!
1946 votes · ·
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Why did the snowman have a smiley face?
Because he heard the snowblower was coming!
3745 votes · ·
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
2479 votes · ·
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Have you ever smelled moth balls?
Yes. How did you manage to get his little legs open?
2425 votes · ·

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