507 Top Rated Jokes — Voted Best by Our Readers | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the man say when he lost his truck?
Where's my truck?!
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What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?
It's going to take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a bunny!
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What did Mary Poppins like for dinner?
Soup or cauliflower fish sticks, eggs, peas… all delicious!
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A joke walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Whoa, I never meta joke before!"
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What's the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth Hurty!
2643 votes · ·
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What did the wall say to the ceiling?
I'll meet you at the corner.
2100 votes · ·
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What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
3490 votes · ·
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What is the number one cause of divorce?
Marriage!
4426 votes · ·
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Two guys walk into a bar…
The third guy ducks.
2762 votes · ·
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My doctor said he's been practicing for 30 years.
When will he start doing his job for real?
731 votes · ·
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How many Freudians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw in the light bulb, and one to hold the penis. I mean the ladder. One to hold the ladder.
1885 votes · ·
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Why did Captain Kirk's wife have a turd on her head?
Because William Shatner!
1997 votes · ·
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I heard Mars has no atmosphere.
Could we create an atmosphere by dimming the lights and playing smooth jazz?
743 votes · ·
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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I witnessed an attempted murder earlier…
Luckily only one crow showed up!
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