503 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
He felt his presents!
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Why don't dinosaurs talk?
Because they're dead.
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What did Barack say to Michelle when he got down on one knee?
I don't wanna be Obama-self!
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Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
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Why do vampires believe everything you tell them?
Because they're suckers!
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What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!
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My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers.
To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
1984 votes · ·
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What do you call a psychic dwarf who has escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!
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What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast.
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How do crazy people get through a forest?
They take the psycho-path!
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What did sushi A say to sushi B?
Wasa-b!
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A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
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What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
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