503 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!" One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"
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What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out!
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
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What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?
You let that sink in.
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they're never gonna meet.
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Helen Keller walks into a bar...
then a chair, then the wall.
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Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You're too young to be smoking!
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The Past, The Present and The Future walked into a bar.
It was tense!
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What does a clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds!
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I'm really starting to hate these stupid little Russian Dolls.
They're so full of themselves!
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