507 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum.
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
1912 votes · ·
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What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
1973 votes · ·
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What happens when you witness a ship wreck?
You let it sink in.
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Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!" One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"
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What are a ninja's favourite type of shoes?
Sneakers!
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How does Moses make his tea?
Hebrews it!
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Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
José and Hose B.
2260 votes · ·
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out!
3337 votes · ·
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breathe dammit, BREATHE!
2513 votes · ·
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What do you do when there's a sink standing outside your door?
You let that sink in.
3277 votes · ·
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Parallel lines have so much in common.
It's a shame they're never gonna meet.
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Why does Piglet smell?
Because he plays with Pooh.
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Helen Keller walks into a bar...
then a chair, then the wall.
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