503 Worst Rated Jokes — The Community Has Spoken | Good Bad Jokes

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What has three balls and flies through space?
E.T. The Extra Testicle!
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A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch.
He picks it up and throws it across the street. A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch. The snail looks up and says, "What the fuck was *that* all about!?"
2103 votes · ·
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What do you call someone who points out the obvious?
Someone who points out the obvious.
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What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener!
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What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
1966 votes · ·
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What did the perverted frog say?
"Rubbit"
2056 votes · ·
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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What did one hat say to another?
You stay here, I'll go on a head!
1990 votes · ·
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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin mobile!
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What do you call a snobbish prisoner going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
3062 votes · ·
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What does a cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
He wipes his butt.
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What's Forrest Gump's email password?
1forrest1
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You hear the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water?
No? Well, well, well....
2078 votes · ·
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Jokes about menstruation just aren't funny.
Period.
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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