Dad Jokes About Animals | Good Bad Jokes

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What is a duck's favourite drug?
Quack!
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What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
Mufasa!
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam.
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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
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How do snails fight?
They slug it out!
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Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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What's the difference between a piano and a fish?
You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
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How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!
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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
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