Dad Jokes About Animals | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.
I said, "No, but I've seen him play golf!"
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Person 1: “My dog has no nose!” Person 2: “How does he smell?”
Person 1: “Terrible!”
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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Where do cows go for a first date?
To the moooovies!
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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