Dad Jokes About Animals | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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What do you call a skunk with a laser blaster?
Pepe le pew pew pew! (Sorry this joke stinks.)
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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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A dung beetle walks into a bar and asks, "Is this stool taken?"
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A termite walks into a bar and asks, "Is the bar tender here?"
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What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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