Dad Jokes About Animals | Good Bad Jokes

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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What do you call a cow you've seen before?
Deja moo.
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Why is the Easter Bunny a great brewer?
Because he knows a lot about hops.
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What do you call a cop in bed?
A pig in a blanket!
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Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?
He lies awake at night and wonders if there really is a dog.
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What do you call a bird with a bad cough?
A phlegmingo!
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo".
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A weasel walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get you?" "Pop," goes the weasel.
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Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their butt quacks!
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What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Irrelevant.
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