Dad Jokes About Animals | Good Bad Jokes

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their butt quacks!
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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Where do you find the most fish?
Between the head and the tail!
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What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a typo".
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