Dad Jokes About Animals | Good Bad Jokes

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What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shellfies!
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their butt quacks!
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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What do you call a cop in bed?
A pig in a blanket!
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter?
Irrelevant.
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At any given moment, the urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" is only just a whim away…
A whim away. A whim away.
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Knock knock.
Who's there? Cows go Cows go who? Cows go moo not who.
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Where do you find the most fish?
Between the head and the tail!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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What do you get if you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
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