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What kind of dinosaur has the biggest vocabulary?
A Thesaurus!
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What did the doe say coming out of the woods?
Boy, I'll never do that again for two bucks!
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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What's the difference between a Zippo and a hippo?
Ones really heavy, and the other's a little lighter!
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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What do you call a sleeping cow?
A bulldozer!
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Where can you find a horse with no legs?
Right where you left it!
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Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?
To cover their butt quacks!
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What do you call a camel in a drought?
A dry humper!
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Why does a tuna age about five times faster than a human?
Because tuna half-hours are equal to 150 minutes!
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What kind of key can't open doors?
A turkey!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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Why does Winnie the Pooh carry an EpiPen?
Because he is always breaking into hives!
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