112 Actually Funny Animal Jokes That Are Paws-itively Funny | Good Bad Jokes

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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?
Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!
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What would bears be without bees?
Ears!
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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?
Dam.
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.
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What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?
A monster.
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A horse walks into a bar.
Several patrons got up and left as they recognized the potential danger in the situation.
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Two bananas are lying on a riverbank when a turd goes floating by.
The turd yells to the bananas, "hey guys, come on in, the water feels great!" One banana looks at the other banana and says, "do you believe that shit?"
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What do you call an alligator that wears a vest?
An investigator.
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My grandad has the heart of a lion…
…and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
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Why do penguins walk softly?
Because they can't walk hardly.
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What did the mother Buffalo say when her boy left for college?
Bye Son!
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Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
Because gorillas have big fingers.
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What did the perverted frog say?
"Rubbit"
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Why don't blind people go skydiving?
Because it scares their dogs too much.
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