117 Actually Funny Animal Jokes That Are Paws-itively Funny | Good Bad Jokes

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Why do dogs float?
Because they're good buoys!
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call them, they ain't coming!
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What do you call a large animal from Africa that lets its hair grow?
A hippy-potamus!
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Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are so good at it!
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Why do Seagulls fly over the sea?
Because, if they flew over the bay, they'd be Bagels!
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How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
Pull down your pants and show him your nuts!
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What do you call a camel in a drought?
A dry humper!
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What do you call a magician dog?
A labracadabador!
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My dog used to chase people on a bike.
It got so bad, I had to take his bike away!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Noideer!
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What are caterpillars afraid of?
Dogerpillers!
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat?
Banned from the petting zoo!
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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhinoceros?
Elefino!
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Two windmills are on a date and one asks the other, "So what kind of music do you like?"
The other replies, "I'm a big metal fan!"
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What's the difference between a crocodile and an alligator?
One you'll see in a while and the other you'll see later!
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