76 Animal Jokes That Are Paws-itively Funny

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  How do snails fight?

  They slug it out!

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  Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

  Because the "P" is silent!

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  What do you call a donkey with three legs?

  A wonky!

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  What do you give a sick bird?

  Tweetment.

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  How do you make a glow worm happy?

  Cut off it's tail... it will be delighted!

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  Where do cows go for a first date?

  To the moooovies!

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  Who told the gorilla that he couldn't go to the ballet?

  Just the people who are in charge of that decision.

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  Why don't dinosaurs talk?

  Because they're dead.

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  Have you ever smelled moth balls?

  Yes. How did you manage to get his little legs open?

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  What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

  Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

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  What would bears be without bees?

  Ears!

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  What did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

  Dam.

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  Two cows are standing in a field.

  One cow says "MOOOOO!" The other cow says pretty much the same thing.

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  Why does Piglet smell?

  Because he plays with Pooh.

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  What do you call a donkey with a millon eyes and a millon legs?

  A monster.

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