119 Actually Funny Animal Jokes That Are Paws-itively Funny | Good Bad Jokes

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Why cant zoo animals take tests?
There are too many cheetahs!
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How did the frog die?
He Kermit suicide!
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What do you call a fish with two knees?
A tunee fish!
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Why did the cowboy buy a weiner dog?
To get along little doggy!
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What did the Lion King tell Simba when he was walking too slow?
Mufasa!
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What is a duck's favourite drug?
Quack!
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Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because its too far to walk!
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What do you call a bear without any teeth?
A gummy bear!
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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
Tentacles!
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Why don't oysters give to charity?
Because they are shellfish!
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How did the Scotsman find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying!
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How do snails fight?
They slug it out!
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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent!
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What do you call a donkey with three legs?
A wonky!
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