112 Actually Funny Animal Jokes That Are Paws-itively Funny | Good Bad Jokes

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What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
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A panda walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Can I get a ...... Martini?"
The bartender replies: "Why the big paws?"
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A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.
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A man opens his door and finds a snail on his front porch.
He picks it up and throws it across the street. A year later the man opens his door and finds the same snail on his front porch. The snail looks up and says, "What the fuck was *that* all about!?"
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What did the ghost say to the bee?
Boo bee!
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What is invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts
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So a seal walks into a club...
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